Ugh. I'd rather have a week holiday with no NPCC than have a month's holiday with more than 15 days with NPCC.
I hate to use vulgarities but, fucking shit holidays this year.
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Dear father who recently returned after 2 years:
Why did I lock the door? - To get people like you out of my sight. Why did I not unlock the door? - I fell asleep. May I not sleep? And it is your own fault for not getting the key from the contractor to unlock the door. Why did I slam the door? - The door did not slam in the first place. It closes with a loud bang because of the way the contractor made it. Why must I beon the computer all the time? - I am not. I leave it on doesn't mean I'm on it all the time. Why can't you just study? - Do I not? It is only that I study when I feel like it, not everyday like some idiots. Go and draw out a timetable and give it to me - No. I will not and I'm never ever going to make a timetable again. I've made so many timetables and I've never been able to follow them thanks to the sickening school and CCA. They make you stay back without telling you in advance, blah blah. Homework can take up a range of 1- 4 hours. You expect me to predict what will happen in the future so I can draw up my timetable? Bullshit. I even made so many timetables in my life but guess what? You didn't even bother to take a look at it. Why must I even bother to make it? For my own good? Then I'll decide for myself - Timetable makes no change in my life. Get a life. Go and do some housework - Look who's talking after being served by a maid and cleaners for 2 years. Who do you think does the housework while you were away for 2 years? Ghosts? Go and learn how to pack your own books and stuff so you won't scream every time they go missing - Pot calling the kettle black? You start shouting even before you start looking for it. Even I look for the things for at least 5 minutes before I start asking where it is placed. You can't even bother to start looking for it. How lazy can you get?
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Only because it sucks like shit. Other than that, no comments.
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Haiz. The world is just full of ______.
Dear daughter of a bull,
I thank you greatly for causing much trouble and giving me a notorious reputation in NPCC. Thanks to you, I finally am going to get a chance to be kicked out of NPCC if I ever skip NPCC activities one more time. I had to rush my parents to do a last minute letter to explain the reason why I could not make it for activity. Your omitting of two words, menstrual cramps, has really shown me a great aspect of human beings like you. My parent had to spend 10 minutes writing the letter, whereas your two words would spend only 1 second. To cut things short, I would like to wish you best of luck for your Biology, since your knowledge of menstrual cramps is poor. However, on second thought, lets just leave that out. Just to give you a small tip - Everyone has a different body structure, different metabolism rate and so on. Therefore, you may not get menstrual cramps as often as I do. Thankfully, due to that weak, selfish and immature mind of yours, your body does not function as normal and you don't have such cramps occuring. Oh, just to add on. I do not suffer from menstrual cramps every month. Have you ever seen me saying that I have menstrual cramps and therefore not go to activities before? Do you think I stabbed myself in the stomach during Biology test so I can skip activities and flung my test? If not, it is best that you shut your trap before I slit open that throat of yours.
Yours Semi- Sarcasm, lfq 8/4/09
---------- Seriously, everything she said was right. When you do something wrong, you get the blame, right? But sadly, when you do something right, everyone around you will snatch credit from you. That's fine, I'd say, since I'm not interested in fame or any other shit. Worse, you do nothing, you don't even interact with the person or whatsoever being yet he or she goes out to make sure you die like some spastic crap just because you don't talk to him or her, making him or her go under some serious depression.
What heck did I do wrong? Did I ever talk to you? Did I ever remember you face? Did I even talk about you? Did I ever think about you? To your disappointment, no. Why in the world would I ever want to care about you? Since Secondary One, Jia Qi told me that you didn't like me for no reason at all. Jia Qi knows that I never talk to anyone, especially you. YES. especially you. Do you feel honoured now? To break to you the sad news, I have never talked to billions of people before. I thought that it was fine, probably another person with Serious Attitude Problem, since this is a SAP school. Till Secondary two things start to get worse. Your went under the great depression. You wanted to leash your anger and emoism on someone, so you leashed me up. For great earth's sake, just get rid of your sickeningly high ego and learn to get a life. Who are you? Just because you can whine like a puppy and act like a kitten doesn't give you a good life. "Oh, I need to go out with my mother to go shopping, so I not going NPCC today." So what? Your mother is just someone who gave birth to you and is currently brining you up. Your mother is just another one of a billion human who has tattoo. Will she kill you with a parang if you don't go out with her shopping? Will she stab you with a fruit knife when you are sleeping? Will whining give you protection from everyone?
Sorry, but just get rid of your motherfucker attitude before I really give you a tight slap punch in the face.
Monday, March 30, 2009
... :) Seriously. Fat stickman = cute.*
*For more information, look at the image right above.
1. Where were you 3 hours ago? -looks around- Downstairs
2. Who are you in love with? Your mother myself :)
3. Have you ever eaten a crayon? Nope, but I've eaten crayfish
4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? -Looks down- ... The chair's "socks". Other than that, nothing.
5. When is the last time you went to the mall? Hmm... Yesterday? Does going through it count?
6. Are you wearing socks right now? No. Unless I'm in love with my sweaty feet.
7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000? Nope, but I have a carrot that is priceless.
8. When was the last time you drove out of town? My last life.
9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days? Nope.
10. Are you hot? Are you cold? -sneezes-
11. What was the last thing you had to drink? Chrysanthemum tea. Or was it water?
12. What are you wearing right now? Clothes.
13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it? I let the rain and wind to do the job.
14. Last food that you ate? Rare air.
15. Where were you last week at this time? Behind you.
16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week? Yes... One after so many months thanks to Ah Soon.
17. When is the last time you ran? Run? As in lazy run, fake run, fast run, slow run, walk- run...? Serious run was last year NAPFA.
18. What's the last sporting event you watched? A fight.
19. What is your favorite animal? Dog. They have sharp teeth and strong jaws to bite people like you.
20. Your dream vacation? Anywhere is fine so long as there is no disturbance.
21. Last person's house you were in? Mine.
22. Worst injury you've ever had? Operation Which one were you referring to? The worst, much worse, or the very much worst?
23. Have you been in love? With boredom, yes.
24. Do you miss anyone right now? My pillow. -grabs-
25. Last play you saw? On the white board today by Mr Soon.
26. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex? Fishing rod? Your mother.
27. What are your plans for tonight? Brush teeth, brush retainers, wash face, pee, sleep.
28. Who is the last person you sent a MySpace message or comment? Ooh. MySpace. Nah. I'm fine with my own personal space.
29. Next trip you are going to take? To the toilet.
30. Ever go to camp? :)
31. Were you an honor roll student in school? Nope, and don't plan to be.
32. What do you want to know about the future? How idiots survive.
33. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne? No. I'm not interested in insects nor getting my nose itch.
34. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit? Dentist, backbone, perhaps my OP leg again.
35. Where is your best friend? On Earth. You were saying?
36. How is your best friend? Great! Just that... Who is my best friend?
37. Do you have a tan? Nope, I have a lim.
38. What are you listening to right now? The fan turning with music as background.
39. Do you collect anything? Memories.
40. Who is the biggest gossiper you know? WTFOMFG. -takes future school photo- In here!
41. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over? Last last year. M'sia. Seat belts, anyone? Or... Drink passenger?
42. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw? Ever drank toilet water using your butt?
43. What does your last text message say? "No, xxxxxxx"
44. Do you like hot sauce? Nah, I prefer them cold and saucy.
45. Last time you took a shower? Yeah, I know. I took a shower last time. I do take showers now too.
46. Do you need to do laundry? Nah, the sun does it.
47. What is your heritage?
48. Are you someone's best friend? Baaa...?
49. Are you rich? Are you? May I rob you?
50. What were you doing at 12AM last night? Flying.
Sunday, March 8, 2009
Hotmail can really read my mind. Rubbish are meant to be there.
Friday, March 6, 2009
CCA. Rant. Warning. If you are a pro-NPCC, it is best that you fuck off right now.
Right. Hell of bull shit, Let us start. Polishing of shoes. I can earn money off it. I'd rather spend the time polishing other people's boots and get money rather than on NPCC.
Badges of uniform. Heck. Just be like the official police uniform. Stick on badges and ribbons. Are we that technology deprived to continue using pins? Or are we becoming assassins in training, learning to execute a sharp and precise stab?
Hair net. Look. Even other schools don't wear hair net. Don't even get me talking about official police uniform. Oh, why oh why must my poor hair and head be caught in a net every week?
Ugh. Enough of the fashion part. I shall go ahead. You may leave if you don't wish to stay. Go press your alt+F4. But I know you won't usually do that. You'll just go to another URL.
LEADER. Originally: Lead by example, Excellent attributes, Ask questions, Dutiful, Exemplary, Respect for everyone. Modified: Laugh at everyone, Epic fail, Arrogant, Doubtful, Emo, Rainbow.
I think I'll stop for now. This is a great way to de-stress. I shall save more of it for every day before an activity.
